Chris’s Invincible Super-Blog “Those are Chuck Norris Action Jeans, and just in case your mind can’t process it because you are too busy freaking out, they are pants specifically designed to be worn while you are kicking people in the face. And they retail for less than twenty dollars.”
Chuck Norris Facts “Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.”
